something I never thought I'd say

Tonight, after supper, everyone was hanging out in the living room watching a little Go Diego, Go! (thank you, Nick Jr.).  LE was still hungry and eating a piece of pizza.  He had used the pizza cutter to cut it into pieces.  Next thing I know he's standing behind me rolling the pizza cutter side to side across his waist.
LE:  Look, I'm cutting off my peter.
Me:  Yeah, well, go do that in the kitchen, please.